My name is Tony. I am a 40 year old father of 2. My wife Amber is also 40. Our daughter Felicity is 19 and is a freshman in college at Princeton. Our son Travis is a senior in high school. I am an electrical engineer and Amber is a nurse. We make good money and live in an upscale neighborhood. We both play golf, swim, hike, camp, and love sports cars. I drive a Jaguar XKE. Amber drives a Mazda Miata. We got Felicity a Karmann Ghia when she left for college. Travis is more of a truck guy and drives a '72 K10 Chevy.

Amber and I went to visit Felicity a couple of months ago. Travis stayed with Amber's parents. We drove down and got a motel room for the weekend. There was a football game that night and Felicity is a cheerleader. So we went to the game and watched her do her routine. They won the game 21 to 14. After the game Felicity introduced us to the rest of the cheerleading squad. We asked her if she'd like to go out for pizza and she said she'd love to but that her and some of the other girls usually went out together. Amber said, "They're welcome to come, too. Unless you'd rather be with them instead of us. And we understand if you do."

They all said, "Sure. That sounds good." There were 6 of them that were going. The rest were going with the team or out with their boyfriends. I'm one of those guys who find cheerleaders very sexy so I loved being with them. They were very pretty girls, around 19 or 20. And all wearing their cheerleader outfits showing off their gorgeous legs. We found seats at the pizza place and ordered. I got a beer, everybody else got soft drinks. Amber and I both went to the restroom. As we were coming back we heard one of the girls say to Felicity, "Dude, your Dad is hot. I mean, he's a real DILF."

I nudged Amber with my elbow and said, "See? I still got it. I've been telling you you're married to a smokin' hot guy."

She rolled her eyes and said, "Don't let it go to your head."

And we heard Felicity say, "Ewww!"